New Year resolutions...

• Stuart:

* 'Make a lot of music'
* 'To grow longer nipples'

• Ash:

* 'To have an African boyfriend'
* 'feel some "censored"'

• George:

* 'Own a nice dress'
* 'grow a white beard'

• Sam:

* 'To drink more water'
* 'Eat more worms'
* 'Eat Corn flakes with Brown sauce and ketchup on'